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Creative Funny Sholay Jokes

Gabbar:Samba,oh! my child what are you doing today?

Samba: my highness! Not doing gr8 only busy in my social work as usual.

Gabbar:Hey bro! let\"s go in search of girl friend for a date?

Samba:No sir today is my fast where i only eat rice and dal not a khajur.In Hindi date means khajur. 

Gabbar:Hey Samba i want to do professional MBA because I want to be recognised as a successful business tycoon.Pls go to all college and ask for requirement for admission?

Samba: I went to every college but there is only one criteria i.e client should not be a renowned  Social business man who is qualified by doing field job business in the field of looting people.